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Whodunnit Hoedown

2022-10-14 Branson, Missouri

This morning we drove to Table Rock Lake…

Table Rock Lake is an artificial lake or reservoir in the Ozarks of southwestern Missouri and northwestern Arkansas in the United States. Designed, built and operated by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, the lake is impounded by Table Rock Dam,  which was constructed from 1954 to 1958 on the White River.

The lake is a popular attraction for the city of Branson, Missouri, and the nearby town of Shell Knob, Missouri. There are several commercial marinas along the lake, and Table Rock State Park is located on the east side, both north and south of Table Rock Dam. Downstream from the dam, the Missouri Department of Conservation operates a fish hatchery, which is used to stock trout in Lake Taneycomo, which begins immediately downstream from the Table Rock Dam. The cold water discharged from the dam creates a trout fishing environment in the lake.

We are here to enjoy a lunch show on the Showboat Branson Bell…

The original plan, of course, was to have a cruise around the lake, whilst enjoying lunch and a show… However, the weather was not encouraging, so the boat never left the dock.

(Apparently river boats do not like 40 mph winds… On December 11, 2010, due to high winds that had come up suddenly, the Showboat Branson Belle ran aground while cruising on Table Rock Lake. The incident stranded 567 passengers and 76 crew members overnight.)

Showboat Branson Belle is a riverboat—more specifically, a showboat—on Table Rock Lake near Branson, Missouri. The lake is landlocked by the Table Rock Dam on one side and the Beaver Lake Dam on the other side. Being a showboat, it hosts lunch and dinner shows throughout the year.

The boat was constructed at its port at White River Landing and was launched on August 12, 1994. The boat was launched into Table Rock Lake at a speed of 14 knots (16 mph) on launching rails lubricated with two tons of bananas. The bananas were used for lubrication because they were biodegradable and would not have polluted Table Rock Lake as grease would have. The boat is claimed by its owner to be the largest ship on a landlocked lake in the United States. According to the plaque on the dock, the boat weighs 2,500,000 lbs.

So we waited to board…

Once on board, we walked around and explored the boat…

While the showboat looks like a typical excursion riverboat, it really is a 2,100 seat theater and a large kitchen…

The showboat is powered by a diesel-electric power plant, much like modern train locomotives. It is actually propelled by the twin stern wheels…

One giant smokestack…

Two giant smokestacks…

Now, back to the show…

But first! Our lunch was served – pork, chicken, mashed potatoes and green beans… What is it with these Southerners? The good news is that the food was WAY better than at the Whodunnit Hoedown…

A little light entertainment before the real show…

The show was great – very up-beat and flashy. Dancers were great! It’s fun to watch tap dancers in person…

At intermission a magician performed some rope tricks, with one of our Airstreamers helping out… This was fun!

There must be a law or something that every show must include a tribute to veterans, with patriotic songs…

We enjoyed the show, and we then returned to the Villa. Happy hours ensued…

While I worked on the blog, Lynda went to the clubhouse for fun and games, Airstream style…

And an enjoyable time was had by all…

2022-10-12 Branson, Missouri

The day started with a nice sunrise reflected in our neighbor’s Airstream…

We wanted to check out souvenirs, so we drove to “historic” downtown Branson. Not surprisingly, it was very touristy, and we did not find what we were looking for… However, the store aisles were narrow and there are many, many, very large people here in Branson, most of whom use wheelchairs and walkers…

We moved on and took a short drive out into the “country” (as if Branson isn’t all country all the time…). We passed this granite wall along the road. There are many quarries in the area, and apparantly these hills are all solid granite. This tells us why they do so little grading when the build roads… roads go up and down and around the hills…

Our destination was the Missouri Ridge Distillery…

It was not busy, and we tasted some of their whiskey and “Scotch”… We treated ourselves to Old Fashioneds, sweetened with their own maple syrup that is aged in their used Bourbon barrels. Tasty!

In the evening we experienced the first of many Branson shows; tonight is the Whodunnit Hoedown, a murder-mystery dinner show…

The theater complex has many forms of entertainment, with different shows rotating through the theater on different nights.

We had quite a wait outside, but we did enjoy a lovely sunset…

We had great seats, 2nd and 3rd rows…

The food was barely edible – dry chicken, bland green beans, sticky mashed potatoes, and some sort of sweet pork that looked like it had been through a blender. All of it was out of a can, I’m sure….

As bad as the food was, the show wasn’t much better… Silly corny jokes, no plot, no mystery…

We were happy when the “show” was over… We returned to the Villa and an enjoyable time was had by all…

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